+------------------------------------------------------+ | "The Edge of the Bell Curve" | | by | | Brandon N. Schory, David Halperin, and Ian E. Muller | +------------------------------------------------------+ Laying here, holding you so nearpleasant visions in my headyou whisper in my ear, "please excuse me dear"and then you climb out of bedand when I realize you're goneI turn to see you spinning on and ongently pushing back the dawn Somewhere at the end of the bell curve is the girl for meSomewhere at the end of the world is the girl for meReading by the light of her flashlight I wonder why she's up so late Too bad the story won't end right Work my self up and ask her for a date She loves it more than Ender's Game I wish that our tastes were the same And to think I love her without knowing her name Somewhere at the end of the bell curve is the girl for meSomewhere at the end of the world is the girl for me Well now my compiler is running And I need something else to do This I'll go and read something funny Today's comic is about, well here no let me tell you When my day is going slowAs my life keeps draging onShe would repel out-side my windowCat-6 dangling on the lawnShe said she'd like to take me a-wayFrom the ordinary and the greyAnd have a new adventure everyday Somewhere at the end of the bell curve is the girl for meSomewhere at the end of the world is the girl for me Somewhere at the end of the bell curve is the girl for meSomewhere at the end of the world is the girl for me +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "The Edge of the Bell Curve" by Brandon N. Schory, David Halperin, Ian E. Muller || is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License. || This work was based in part on work by Randall Munroe at xkcd.com. | | For more information about this liscense, please visit: | | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ | +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+